Lost in frustration

Não sei, também não fiquei nada convencido.

«I seem to be leaking. But I have this rare bladder condition. OK?»
«I Hailed to the Thief. But I think In Rainbows was a piss take. OK?»
«I saw two nuns kissing. But I'm trying to be mature about it. OK?»
«I feel like conceiving. But I lost both my nuts in Da Nang. OK?»
«My kitchen needs cleaning. But I'm not pressuring you into it. OK?»
«I'm sorry to be wheezing. But I've been smoking Camels since birth. OK?»

Não sei, não sei.