Slightly improved

Espero que, durante a minha ausência, as pessoas tenham tido o bom senso de fazer imensos links para este post de 20 de Junho no b-site:

«I don't like Robben. He is just a slightly improved Folha.
Folha? Who's Folha?
A portuguese player, he was a left winger and almost never right.
«Folha» sounds weird.
It means «sheet».
Oh, I see your point: Robben is shit.
Yeah, just slightly improved.»