This blog ain't got no manners

(...)

the hunger of this blog is legendary
it has taken in many victims
back off from this blog
it has drawn in your feet
back off from this blog
it has drawn in your legs

back off from this blog
it is a greedy mirror
you are into this blog. from

the waist down
nobody can hear you can they?
this blog has had you up to here

belch
this blog aint got no manners
you cant call out from this blog
relax now & go with this blog
move & roll on to this blog
do not resist this blog
this blog has your eyes
this blog has his head
this blog has his arms
this blog has his fingers
this blog has his fingertips

this blog is the reader & the
reader the blog

(...)

- «Beware: Do Not Read This Blog», de Ishmael Reed (mais ou menos...)